About Us


 Lemurtonville Motto & Seal:

Mere performance is no match for appearance.

Lemurtonville Animal:

Ring-Tailed Lemur

Lemurtonville Rules:

 1. All community members must have blonde hair and blue eyes.

2. No form of homosexuality is allowed.

3. Nudism is not permitted outside of the household.

4. Televisions are not permitted.

5.  All children must go to school until 16 yrs. of age. From there, they go to 4 yrs. of job training.

6. All residents must have a healthy monkey to work the treadmills,which power the homes.

7. It is manditory to go to the Cathuran Church every Tuesday.

8.  Every female citizen must have children by the age of 26.

9. If any citizen is still single at age 23, they will be assigned to another single citizen of the opposite sex to be married to and have children with them.

10. Every citizen must have 1 banana per day.

 

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